5. Horse You Came In On Saloon

Go Somewhere else
I was part of the bachelor party that was attacked by the meatheads. The fight wasn't a fight, it was an assault by a bunch of gutless morons. The manager apparently has the emotional balance of a 2 yr old. He took offense to being called a douche and rather than allowing us to leave without any further problems he had his goons attack. This started when a bouncer grabbed me from behind and attempted to pull me out of the bar. I was actually trying to gather all of the guys together to leave. As a natural reaction I shook free of the hold, only to get pushed to the ground and punched in the nose. When I turned my head I a friend of mine on the ground being kicked and punched mercilessly. These guys had no interest in making us leave the bar, they just wanted to beat a bunch of drunk people up. To make it better, the paramedics are buddies with the bartenders and bouncers as a paramedic lives above the bar. When they arrived they told us that my broken nose and the large gashes over the groom's eyes were not worthy of attention. My opinion of this bar, the Baltimore Police, and the Paramedics are all the same. They suck. If you're ever in the area, go to another bar. There are plenty to be found with better entertainment and more intelligent staff.

Top 10, My Horse's Ass
If you're looking for a chill night on the town with some great music, DO NOT GO TO THIS SHITHOLE. The music usually seems good, but about a few months ago, the bar changed owners, the owner then decided it would be a good idea to start dating one of the bartenders. It's always a bad idea to date someone who works for you, but it's even worse of an idea when you date someone working for you, whose job it is to flirt with people for tips. Long story short, I was at this bar last week with a couple friends when a bachelor party came strolling in. They were a very relaxed and tame group, and they were sitting towards the back next to us, behind where the band was playing. The band was great, and the patrons were chill. I was talking to some of the guys in the bachelor party when I overheard the bartender complaining about them, and how he "hates those f'in bachelor party a-holes" or whatever. These guys were not even rambunctious (and I've been to rambunctious bachelor parties in my life). They were joking with the female bartender (which is why the guy got mad) One of the guys in the party heard what I heard, and he called the bartender (who actually turned out to be the owner) a 'douche'. All of a sudden, the owner gathered 4 or 5 of his meathead buddies, and they attacked the guy who was the groom and a couple of his buddies. They didn't say "you're cut off, please leave" or even "get the F out of here". Instead, they opened the back door and literally threw them into a cement hallway and beat the living crap out of them. I've seen some bar fights, but never such a one-sided bar fight that left the party bloody, the floors bloody, and the meatheads unscathed. Never in my 15 years of boozing have I seen a more inappropriate and unprovoked fight caused by a jealous owner who got mad that someone was talking to his latest f-buddy bartender. Cops came, ambulance came, and nothing happened to any of the bar staff. One guy had a broken nose, and the other 3-4 bachelors looked like they probably needed stitches of something. Just thought I'd share this story since the only way to do anything is to spread the word. Owner is a douchebag. He made that guy's statement true. Oh, and by the way, the guy who said "douche" left completely unharmed, so it had nothing to do with him saying it, which made us realize what was really going on. Grow up you piece of shit, get a life and stop banging bartenders half your age. As for anyone reading this, There are way better bars in that area that deserve your money a lot more.

This is a great little bar near the water. Lots of character here, with the tin ceiling and bossy bartenders. The band was excellent and the drink deals were great. I will definitely go back. This is no cookie cutter bar!