No holiday season is complete without a few laughs, and Santaland Diaries delivers them in spades. Written by humorist David Sedaris, the show is based on the This American Life contributor's days working as an elf for Macy's. The play depicts Crumpet the elf, an angry Santa's helper if ever there were one, who shares one funny anecdote after another. Santaland Diaries is the gift that keeps on giving, and after taking in this performance, you'll never see a visit to Santa in the same way again. Note: Seating at Horizon Theatre is first-come, first-serve, and the show almost always sells out.